First Post, World Goes On

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PLACE AND WHY DOES IT EVEN EXIST?

The answer: This blog will forthwith become a place for me to share the artful product of my somewhat frequent kitchen dashings. I.e. This is a blog of my snack pics.

I've lately been in the habit of taking photos of whatever snack I grab from the kitchen whenever I'm feeling really... "hungry." Tonight, I decided to begin documenting my behavior.

Tonight's offerings were taken over the last few weeks, on a 2g iPhone (stock lens, 8GB, jailbroken, and scratched on the back), and lightly color graded in the latest version of Preview). Pretentious names are pretentious.

Enjoy.

The '80s: A Snack From Mother

(milk, organic knock-off cheetos, salted cashews, home-baked chocolate chip/pecan brown sugar butter cookies)

Bowling The Abstract

(or Screaming Alien: Trapped in Donut)

(a dish of olive oil, oregano, and balsamic vinegar, shadow of a friend's elbo)

Sweden

(Ikea cups, bed, bowl, and The Girl Who Played With Fire by Stieg Larsson)